- Waldorf: How 'bout when you were sixty-three?
- Statler: Oh, that was a year!
- Waldorf: Hmm?
- Statler: Yeah.
- Waldorf: I broke my hip.
- Statler: Huh?
- Waldorf: Got to flirt with the nurse all year!
- [both laugh]
- Statler: Yeah, well, my third wife left me. Ah, what a terrific year!
- [both laugh]
- Statler: Yeah, w-what about when you were seventy-four?
- Waldorf: Nah. That was the year my rheumatism came back.
- Statler: Yeah, so did my third wife.
- [both laugh]
- Waldorf: What a terrible year.
- Statler: Oh, indeed, yeah.