The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Linda Lavin (1979)
Richard Hunt: Scooter, Wayne, Statler, Janice, Cow
Quotes
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Nurse Janice : Dr. Bob, I haven't had a line in five minutes!
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Waldorf : How 'bout when you were sixty-three?
Statler : Oh, that was a year!
Waldorf : Hmm?
Statler : Yeah.
Waldorf : I broke my hip.
Statler : Huh?
Waldorf : Got to flirt with the nurse all year!
[both laugh]
Statler : Yeah, well, my third wife left me. Ah, what a terrific year!
[both laugh]
Statler : Yeah, w-what about when you were seventy-four?
Waldorf : Nah. That was the year my rheumatism came back.
Statler : Yeah, so did my third wife.
[both laugh]
Waldorf : What a terrible year.
Statler : Oh, indeed, yeah.