The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Lynda Carter (1980)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Janice, Statler

Quotes 

• Statler : How come chickens are getting so big on this show?

  Waldorf : Well, chickens thrive on corn.

  [both laugh and clucking] 

• Waldorf : Mmm. What'd you think of Lynda?

  Statler : Terrific!

  Waldorf : Yeah. How about that rubber band?

  Statler : Well, make 'em into a tire and drive 'em to Pittsburgh!

  [both laugh]