The Muppet Show (TV Series)

John Denver (1979)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear

Quotes 

• [a seething Miss Piggy storms up to Kermit] 

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, Miss Piggy appears angry.

  Miss Piggy : Angry? No, I am not angry. Your star is not angry. She is merely... disappointed.

  Kermit the Frog : Disappointed?

  Miss Piggy : [turns around to show backpack on her back]  Yes. You have not been honest with me, Kermit.

  Kermit the Frog : I haven't?

  Miss Piggy : [turns back to Kermit sharply]  No. When you told me we were spending a week in the swamp, you never said there would be snakes and spiders and...

  [inhales] 

  Miss Piggy : ... alligators!

  Kermit the Frog : No, I was saving the best part for a surprise.

  [nods] 

  Miss Piggy : [incredulous]  Surprise?

  [Kermit nods again] 

  Miss Piggy : Kermie, you are out of your little green mind!

  Kermit the Frog : Well, gee, Miss Piggy, I was born in the swamp. My roots are there, and I just wanted you and my other friends to see it. But we don't have to go back to the swamp. We can, uh... We can go back to where YOU were born: the sty.

  [Piggy looks stunned] 

  Kermit the Frog : You know, where YOUR roots are.

  [gets agitated] 

  Kermit the Frog : Where pigs eat swill! And wallow in the mud! Remember that, huh?

  Miss Piggy : Huh?

  Kermit the Frog : Huh?

  Miss Piggy : Huh? Remember this!

  [she karate chops him so hard that it sends him flying into the stage curtain]