- Kermit: If anything goes wrong here, Fozzie...
- [shouts]
- Kermit: You are fired!
- [exits]
- Fozzie: [to himself] Fi-fi-fired? My nerves are shot! Still, what could go wrong? I mean... the stage is set, the star has arrived, the audience is happy...
- Scooter: The theater's on fire.
- Fozzie: ...the theater's on fire...
- [beat]
- Fozzie: [shouts] The theater's on fire?