The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Madeline Kahn (1977)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Lobster

Quotes 

• Statler : We got our money's worth tonight.

  Waldorf : But we paid nothing.

  Statler : That's what we got!

• [the Swedish Chef had tried to put a lobster in a pot, only for it to be saved by a bunch of gun-toting lobster banditos] 

  Statler : You know, I think they were trying to make a point with that sketch.

  Waldorf : What's the point?

  Statler : You're right. Forget it.

• Statler : [about the Pigs In Space sketch]  You know, that was almost funny.

  Waldorf : They better be careful, they'll spoil a perfect record.