The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Dom DeLuise (1977)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Animal, Doglion, Merdlidop

Quotes 

• Miss Piggy : [Dom received a bouquet of roses intended for Miss Piggy, which he threw on the ground]  Are those my roses?

  Dom DeLuise : Yes, they were your roses. Someone sent roses to a P-I-G.

  Miss Piggy : That amuses you?

  Dom DeLuise : Yes.

  [sings] 

  Dom DeLuise : The days of swine and roses...

  Miss Piggy : [angry]  Knock it off, chubbo!

  Dom DeLuise : Chubbo?

  Miss Piggy : Mm-hmm.

  Dom DeLuise : Look who's talking.

  Miss Piggy : Are you saying I am a little overweight?

  Dom DeLuise : Little? Did I say little? No.

  Miss Piggy : [seeing a basket of fruit on the table]  Well, you're jealous, because I got all these flowers, and all you have is that little teensy basket of fruit.

  Dom DeLuise : Actually, the little teensy basket of fruit is more suitable to you.

  Miss Piggy : Ho! And why is that?

  Dom DeLuise : I'll tell you why. Because...

  [picks up an apple and jams it in Miss Piggy's mouth] 

  Dom DeLuise : ... it looks more natural.

  [laughs]