The Muppet Show (TV Series)
George Burns (1977)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Waldorf, The Swedish Chef, Whatnot
Quotes
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[a telephone is the Veterinarians Hospital patient]
Rowlf : What's wrong with it?
Miss Piggy : It's not working.
Rowlf : Well, tell it to get a job so it can pay me.
Janice : Maybe it's a PAY phone.
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Fleet Scribbler : Say, is it true you're dropping a lot of stuff from the show this year?
Kermit the Frog : Uh, no, no, not particularly.
Fleet Scribbler : Aha. "Muppets Relying on Same Old Tired Junk."
Kermit the Frog : Uh, wait, wait, wait. On the other hand, we have a lot of brand-new, innovative stuff.
Fleet Scribbler : Oh, "Muppets Changing Format, Desperate to Sustain Show."
Kermit the Frog : I never knew the press could be so depressing.
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Kermit the Frog : Say, how many of those cigars do you smoke?
George Burns : About twenty a day. At my age, I have to hold on to something.
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Rowlf : Nurse Piggy, do you have the next line?
Miss Piggy : [trying to control her laughter] Y-yes, but I can't say it...
Rowlf : How come?
Miss Piggy : THE LINE'S BUSY!