The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Joel Grey (1976)
Richard Hunt: Boppity, Statler, Miss Piggy, Pig, Wayne, Mildred, Hat
Quotes
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Waldorf : [after "Wilkommen"] Another star in the tradition of the late great Boris Klinger.
Statler : Boris Klinger? Why, you old fool! Boris Klinger was the worst music hall act to ever step onto the stage!
Waldorf : In your opinion, maybe, but more than 2,000 people attended his final performance.
Statler : Yes, yes. Half of them brought the tar and the rest brought the feathers!
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Waldorf : [Kermit complained about what a dull guest Joel is] Dull, my foot; why, that young man's one of the all-time greats! You hear me? One of the greats!
Statler : Well, you'll get no argument from me on that.
Waldorf : That may be the first time we ever agreed on anything in our lives.
Statler : No, we once agreed in the summer of 1912.
Waldorf : What was that?
Statler : We agreed that Kaiser Bill looked silly in a hat! Remember?
Waldorf : [laughs] No.