The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Vincent Price (1977)

Jerry Nelson: Uncle Deadly, Pierre Lacousse, Vampire, Vampire's Dancing Partner, Tom, Thudge McGerk

Quotes 

• Vincent Price : Good evening. Excuse me, do you have a room for the night? You see, the road has washed out and my horse had a flat tire.

  Fozzie : [stammering nervously]  Well, maybe, I, uh...

  Vincent Price : I must tell you I am not alone. I am traveling with my beautiful assistant and a hideously deformed monster.

  [Uncle Deadly enters] 

  Fozzie : Ugh! Hideously deformed is right!

  Uncle Deadly : Watch it! I'm the beautiful assistant.

• Uncle Deadly : Every night at the stroke of midnight, the master turns into a screaming, maniacal, demonic, raging, blood-lusting animal!

  Vincent Price : And then I get MEAN!

• Statler : Vincent Price is the most wonderfully scary actor since Thudge McGerk.

  Waldorf : Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.

  Statler : Yeah, After that, he went berserk. They say he still haunts theatres around the world.

  Waldorf : Three eyes, green hair, long orange horns and big, long ugly fangs. Horrible man, Horrible.

  [Thudge McGerk suddenly shows up between Statler and Waldorf] 

  Statler : No!

  [jumps out of his balcony seat and lands on the floor] 

  Waldorf : Listen, on your way back up, bring some popcorn.

  [Incoherent babbling] 

  Waldorf : With butter.

  Thudge McGerk : Ha!

• Statler : Vincent Price is the most wonderfully scary actor since Thudge McGerk.

  Waldorf : Heh! Thudge McGerk, I'll never forget him, His last film was Phantom of the Soap Opera.

  Statler : Yeah, After that, he went berserk. They say he still haunts theatres around the world.

  Waldorf : Three eyes, green hair, long orange horns and big, long ugly fangs. Horrible man, Horrible.

  Statler : No!

  [jumps out of his balcony seat and lands on the floor] 

  Waldorf : Listen, on your way back up, bring some popcorn.

  Thudge McGerk : [Incoherent gibberish] 

  Waldorf : With butter.

  Thudge McGerk : Ha!

• Uncle Deadly : On New Year's Eve, the master turns into... Jack Parnell!