The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Vincent Price (1977)

Vincent Price: Self - Special Guest Star

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Quotes 

• Vincent Price : Good evening. Excuse me, do you have a room for the night? You see, the road has washed out and my horse had a flat tire.

  Fozzie : [stammering nervously]  Well, maybe, I, uh...

  Vincent Price : I must tell you I am not alone. I am traveling with my beautiful assistant and a hideously deformed monster.

  [Uncle Deadly enters] 

  Fozzie : Ugh! Hideously deformed is right!

  Uncle Deadly : Watch it! I'm the beautiful assistant.

• Uncle Deadly : Every night at the stroke of midnight, the master turns into a screaming, maniacal, demonic, raging, blood-lusting animal!

  Vincent Price : And then I get MEAN!

• Kermit the Frog : Hey, I always wanted to ask you - in all your old movies you turn into a vampire; how do you do that?

  [Vicent opens his mouth to reveal a pair of fangs; the audience of Muppet monsters cheer] 

  Kermit the Frog : Wow. How do you do that?

  Vincent Price : Well, if you will forgive my modesty, Kermit, that is the talent of the actor's. You see, it requires immense capability, years of emotional training, and vast physical concentration. Understand?

  Kermit the Frog : [with a mouth sporting vampire's fangs]  Oh, sure.

  [chuckles] 

  Vincent Price : Oh, well, some people learn faster than others.

  [Kermit bites his neck] 

  Vincent Price : AHHHHH!