The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Vincent Price (1977)

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Mildred, George the Janitor, Sam the Eagle, House

Quotes 

• Vincent Price : Good evening. Excuse me, do you have a room for the night? You see, the road has washed out and my horse had a flat tire.

  Fozzie : [stammering nervously]  Well, maybe, I, uh...

  Vincent Price : I must tell you I am not alone. I am traveling with my beautiful assistant and a hideously deformed monster.

  [Uncle Deadly enters] 

  Fozzie : Ugh! Hideously deformed is right!

  Uncle Deadly : Watch it! I'm the beautiful assistant.

• Fozzie : Hey, I once met a vampire who was so rich he lived in a split-level coffin!

• Fozzie : I never thought I'd be jealous of a guy with three heads...