The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Avery Schreiber (1976)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, The Muppet Newsman
Quotes
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Miss Piggy : Aw, Kermit, my love, my life, I am sorry if Avery made you jealous.
Kermit the Frog : Uh, Fozzie Bear, stand by!
Scooter : Fozzie Bear, stand by!
Miss Piggy : Well, you are jealous, aren't you?
Scooter : Fozzie, stand by!
Kermit the Frog : Uh, no, I'm not.
Miss Piggy : But why?
Scooter : Uh, Fozzie, stand by!
Kermit the Frog : Well, Scooter told me it was all a trick.
Miss Piggy : Scooter, stand by! Hiii-ya!
[karate-chops Scooter and kicks him away]
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Kermit the Frog : Well, that's it for tonight. We'd like to thank our very special guest star Mr. Avery Schreiber.
Avery Schreiber : Thank you, Kermit, thank you. Listen, it was a ball. I hope I didn't get you upset. Boy, Miss Piggy has a bad temper, doesn't she, huh?
Kermit the Frog : Aw, listen, don't worry, I can handle Miss Piggy. You know, she's just putty in my hands. I say "Jump", she says "How high?" I crack the whip, she jumps through the hoop.
Miss Piggy : [suddenly appears] You open your mouth, my fist goes south. Hiii-ya!
[karate-chops Kermit]
Avery Schreiber : Gee, I love to see a man in control, Kermit.
Kermit the Frog : [weakly] We'll see you all next time on The Muppet Show.
[Piggy karate-chops Kermit again]