- Zombo: [on TV screen] To all of you who wrote, eh, 'I like Zombo' letters, I would just like to say: you have good taste.
- Dave Svensen: [to Lily] Your poor boy just ruined Zombo.
- Zombo: I'm glad it happened! You hear me, Im glad! I've been trying to get out of my con, oh!
- [rips out his false teeth]
- Zombo: I've been trying to get out of this contract for a month now. I am made for much better things. Macbeth, Hamlet, My Mother the Car. Thanks to you Eddie, you've made me a free man.
- Zombo's Announcer: [zoom in on an old deserted house] There it is, my friends, the old deserted house. Heheh, they say at night, strange sounds come from this house. Come, lets go closer. Are you afraid?
- [laughs and evil laugh as Eddie, watching all this on TV nods]
- Zombo's Announcer: You don't believe in ghosts, do you? Well, there's no turning back. You've entered the house of...
- Zombo: Zombo!
- Eddie Munster: Wowie, Zombo's the neatest guy. When I grow up, I wanna be just like Zombo.
- Herman Munster: But son, I thought you wanted to be just like me, That's what you always used to say, wasn't it? .
- Eddie Munster: Sure pop, but that was just when I was a dumb kid.