- Herman Munster: Hey, maybe our little Eddie's found out about the birds and the bees. I know I didn't sleep for two weeks when hen I found out that their making honey was just a sideline.
- Dr. Elliott: [Eddie won't open his mouth for the doctor] Will you get him to open his mouth, Mr. Munster?
- Herman Munster: If I do, will you give me a lollypop?
- Dr. Elliott: I'll give you a hit in the head if he doesn't open up soon, I'll tell you that.
- Herman Munster: You heard him, Eddie, now open up your mouth for the nice, ratfink doctor.
- The Raven: [squawks] Three O'clock and all's rotten as usual.
- Grandpa: What are they talking about? Why shouldn't we go down there and see him? I mean do they think that a man of my background is going to faint at the sight of blood?