- Herman Munster: [about Chester] If he's gonna run off with my wife, I wanna make sure he's a man of principles.
- Lily Munster: [having just walked in on Herman and Grandpa spying through binoculars] Herman Munster, are you looking at Mrs. Kelly doing her deep knee bends again?
- Herman Munster: Lily dear, there's going to be a showdown between the forces of virtue and the forces of sin. Just like in Dick Tracy.
- Marilyn Munster: If there's anything I can do for you, please call me.
- Chester Skinner: Thank you very much. Oh, is there a phone in there?
- Marilyn Munster: Oh yes, we put one in when we decided to rent the room. That will save you from running down to the coffin in the hall.
- Herman Munster: I am not jealous. Why should I care if some smooth mannered, well talking tenant moves right in and tries to take over my image as ruler of the roost?