- Lily Munster: [not trusting Grandpa's crystal ball] That crystal ball has never been the same since Spot sat on it for three days and tried to hatch it.
- Commissar: Oh, to be embarrassed in front of our glorious leader like this! By the way, who is our glorious leader this month?
- Herman Munster: I'm going scuba diving, dear. Eh, and If I run into any any tasty looking scuba's, I'll spear one, we can clean it and have it for supper.
- Eddie Munster: Come on, Grandpa, let's find a spot where I can burry you in the sand.
- Grandpa: Okay Eddie, but this time, bury me deep. I don't want any crazy dogs digging me up like last time.
- Marilyn Munster: How could a grown man go out for a harmless little swim and wind up being captured by the Russians as a spy?
- Grandpa: I'll admit it's difficult, but in all the world, only my son is law has the talent to do anything that stupid.
- Marilyn Munster: Is the hamper all packed, Aunt Lily?
- Lily Munster: Yes, yes, oh, I've even brought a jar of ants.
- Grandpa: Good idea.
- Lily Munster: Yes, it would be just our luck to get there and have none of the little dears show up and spoil our picnic.