The Munsters (TV Series)

Follow That Munster (1965)

Yvonne De Carlo: Lily Munster

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Quotes 

• Mr. Kempner : [Lily is describing her husband to a pair of detectives]  Ears?

  Lily Munster : Hm. Two. Well, they're not a matched set, but only the family can tell.

• Lily Munster : Herman has a very distinctive latern jaw and piercing eyes. And ah, classic nose... oh, and an overhanging forehead.

  Mr. Kempner : An overhanging forehead?

  Lily Munster : Yes, it keeps the water out of his eyes when he's in the shower.

• Lily Munster : I'd hate to lose Herman... he's one in a million.

  Mike : [after Lily leaves the office]  One in a million? From the description I'd say the odds are a lot higher.

• Marilyn Munster : Why all the formality, Aunt Lily? It almost seems like the reading of a will...

  Lily Munster : I'm afraid it's not that happy an occasion.

• Lily Munster : Herman, I'm so sorry. I never should have blamed you for doing anything wrong, pussycat. I'll never mistrust you again, in all my lives.

  Herman Munster : There, there, Lily, I forgive you dear, but I always want you to remember this. I want you to remember one thing: In the great vegetable market of life, I have never been one to pinch the tomatos.

• Lily Munster : With all these problems, I've been neglecting my house to house calls.

  Marilyn Munster : Well, Bundles for Transylvania is a worthy cause. Why back in the old country, they should get down on all fours and thank you for what you've done.

• Herman Munster : Lily, you may not believe this, but I'm secret agent 702.

  Lily Munster : Herman, you may not believe this, but I'm Sonny Liston.

  [Knocks him out with one right hook]