The Munsters (TV Series)
All-Star Munster (1965)
Frank Maxwell: Coach Roger Denman
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Quotes
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Coach Roger Denman : Jerry, our scout's report show that this guy's got everything: footwork like a gazelle, hands like a gorilla and he's tall as a giraffe!
Jerry : Who's sponsoring him, the S.P.C.A.?
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Coach Roger Denman : Now, how tall are you?
Herman Munster : I'm, eh, seven foot three.
Jerry : In your stocking feet?
Herman Munster : No, in my stocking feet I'm seven foot four. I wear very thick socks.
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Jerry : Coach, how are our you gonna get rid of these Hillbillies, they came here all the way from Kentucky.
Coach Roger Denman : Easy. I'll just politely and graciously explain the matter to them, in the fine sporting tradition of college athletics. Moose?
Moose Mallory : Yes sir?
Coach Roger Denman : The eh, job is filled.
Moose Mallory : Huh?
Coach Roger Denman : Get lost, ya bum!
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Coach Roger Denman : What do you mean you won't play basketball for this noble institution of learning? Are you out of your skull?
Herman Munster : Oh, oh, er, no, sir, I, I haven't been out of it for years.