Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Mork's Best Friend (1979)

George Pentecost: Herman

Quotes 

• Mork : It costs money to die?

  Mr. Herman : Only if you want to die decently.

  Mork : Bob died great! And nothing you can do will make her feel any better!

  Mr. Herman : But the point is to make YOU feel better!

  Mork : Well, the only way I'll feel better is if Bob stays with me forever and ever! And that's exactly what I'm gonna do! Keep her with me in my room!

• Mr. Herman : What would you like for an epitaph?

  Mork : Well, I could start out with some shrimp cocktail, have some expresso.

  Mr. Herman : No, I mean what would you like written on the headstone?

  Mork : Oh. "Here lies Bob. She's Dead."