Moonlighting (TV Series)

The Murder's in the Mail (1985)

Allyce Beasley: Agnes DiPesto

Quotes 

• Agnes DiPesto : Blue Moon Detective Agency.

  [answering the phone] 

  Agnes DiPesto : If persons are missing, if objects are lost / We'll find them for you at reasonable cost. / Your runaway husband, that non-paying louse. / We'll find them for you, bring them back to the house. / Lost a prize-winning dog? Lost a prize-winning cat? / We'll find them both for you in just no time flat. / So tell us your problem, it'll all work out fine. / Just tell me your problem, it's why I'm on the line.