The Monkees (TV Series)

The Wild Monkees (1967)

Henry Corden: Blauner

Quotes 

• Micky : Where can we eat?

  Mike : Yeah, we'd like to eat.

  Blauner : Eat? How can you eat when I have no waiter?

  Peter : Where's your waiter?

  Blauner : Oh, I have a waiter, and I have a bellhop and I have a gardener but they're not working...

  Mike : You should go out there to wherever they're at, and as an employer, demand that they go to work.

  Blauner : Right.

  [shouts] 

  Blauner : Go to work!

  Mike : What do you mean, "Go to work"? We're a band.

  Blauner : Oh, I hire no bands at this hotel, I hire waiters and I hire gardners and I hire bellhops and if they happen to play a few musical intruments, wonderful, wonderful!

• Queenie : I'm tired of the open road. I'm tired of the dust and grime and the bugs in my teeth. I wanna settle down.

  Big Butch : What?

  Blauner : Wonderful!