The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees in Texas (1967)

Peter Tork: Peter

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• Davy : [during a shoot-out, Peter uses his finger instead of a gun]  What is this bang, bang, bang stuff?

  Peter : Well, I hate violence. Besides, I have more shells than you do.

• [Wielding their weapons] 

  Micky : Winchester '73!

  Davy : Colt .45!

  Mike : Smith and Wesson .38!

  Peter : [wielding champagne bottle]  Vintage '66!

  Mike : How in the world will you be able to do anything with "Vintage '66"?

  Peter : You're right. I wish I had Vintage '55.

• Black Bart : Have ya had enough, Nesters?

  Mike : The name is Nesmith and if you're gonna scream it out here in the middle of a war, get it right. That's Nesmith!

  Peter : I thought Mike's name was Nester?

  Mike : N.A.P.K.Y.O.R.J.P.

  Aunt Kate Nesmith : No, no 'nester' means farmer. He's right, he means nesters.

  Mike : Oh? Oh, hey, I'm sorry, er, I didn't realize, you know, and it seems you were right in the first place, so go ahead with your speech.

• Marshall : Hold it right there, masked man!

  Micky : Hey, don't you recognize the famous mask and the famous Indian companion Pronto and the famous silver bullets?

  Marshall : Hey, wait a minute, I think I do!

  Micky : Sure!

  Marshall : [grabs a piece of paper]  Oh, here we are: The Lone Stranger.

  Micky : Right!

  Peter : Right!

  Marshall : Wanted for murder! You're under arrest!

  Micky : Huh? I think we're in a lot of trouble, Pronto.

  Peter : What do you mean, 'we', white man?

• Marshall : Oh, I can't come this afternoon, I'm busy shooting.

  Micky : Oh, outlaws?

  Marshall : My TV series.

  Micky : Oh, how about this evening?

  Marshall : No, eh, Emmy dinner, tonight, I'm up for an award!

  Peter : Oh, congratulations.

  Marshall : That's enough outta you, Injun!