Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man (2003)

Glenne Headly: Karen Stottlemeyer

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• [Lt. Disher enters Capt. Stottlemeyer's office] 

  Capt. Stottlemeyer : Lieutenant, why am I fielding calls about zoning regulations? Aren't you supposed to be protecting the quarterback?

  Disher : Your wife's here.

  Capt. Stottlemeyer : Okay... stall her.

  Disher : How?

  Capt. Stottlemeyer : I need a few minutes, just talk to her.

  Disher : Well, what does she like to talk about?

  Capt. Stottlemeyer : ...How I ruined her life.

  [while Disher stalls Karen, Stottlemeyer hurriedly stashes away his cigars, his pistol, and his stuffed duck, hangs a Native American dreamcatcher on his desk lamp, and finally sets up a miniature waterfall. Without any water to run it with, he fills it with coffee from a pot. Later, after Karen enters:] 

  Karen Stottlemeyer : You like the waterfall?

  Capt. Stottlemeyer : Yes.

  Karen Stottlemeyer : It's calming you down?

  Karen Stottlemeyer : Yep.

  Karen Stottlemeyer : [notices]  Is that coffee?

  Capt. Stottlemeyer : It's a "Coffeefall".

• Karen Stottlemeyer : [5:09]  Oh! The waterfall! How do you like it?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It's great. I love it. Thank you for getting it.

  Karen Stottlemeyer : Is it calming you down?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yes.

  Karen Stottlemeyer : Is that coffee?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yes. Yes it is. It's a coffeefall.