Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect (2003)
Bitty Schram: Sharona Fleming
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Quotes
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[Monk and Sharona narrowly survived a bomb blast]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Okay, they pieced together enough of the package to get a postmark. It was mailed from Pacific Heights three days ago.
Lt. Randall Disher : Different post office, same type of explosive.
Adrian Monk : [yelling] Well, don't use that bathroom, it's a mess!
Sharona Fleming : You don't have to shout!
Adrian Monk : [still yelling] Why are you whispering?
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Lt. Randall Disher : You okay?
Sharona Fleming : Yeah, just your basic mail bomb. No big deal.
Lt. Randall Disher : I heard you're moving. New Jersey.
Sharona Fleming : You gonna miss me?
Lt. Randall Disher : Nah... well, maybe a little.
Sharona Fleming : Do me a favor and call me sometime, to remind me why I left.
Lt. Randall Disher : [smiles] I'll do that.
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[Sharona is holding a time bomb]
Sharona Fleming : What is that?
Adrian Monk : Light turned green.
Ricky Babbage : [on the phone with the bomb squad] Light turned green... he says you have ten seconds, cut one of the wires!
Adrian Monk : Which one?
Ricky Babbage : Either one, it doesn't matter!
Sharona Fleming : Oh, God...
Adrian Monk : Blue... no, no, red...
Sharona Fleming : Cut one, cut the blue one!
Ricky Babbage : Five seconds!
Adrian Monk : Why blue?
Sharona Fleming : Oh, well cut the red one!
Adrian Monk : You said blue!
Ricky Babbage : Three seconds!
Sharona Fleming : [screaming] ADRIAN, CUT ONE!
Adrian Monk : I'LL CUT 'EM BOTH!
[does]
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[Arriving at Brian Babbage's house, Sharona and Monk ring the doorbell. Maria opens the door, letting out sounds of a large party inside]
Sharona Fleming : Uh, hi. This is Adrian Monk, I'm Sharona Fleming, we're helping the police with...
Maria : [alarmed] He didn't wake up, did he?
Sharona Fleming : ...No.
Maria : [exhales] Oh, thank God. Come on in!
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : In twenty seconds, Agent Grooms is gonna come walking through that door, and he's gonna ask me what I think. Give me something else, for the love of God!
Lt. Randall Disher : Okay, wait. I have an idea. Maybe he had an accomplice.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yes. Somebody else mailed the damn thing. Why not?
Sharona Fleming : I already had that idea.
[to Monk]
Sharona Fleming : Tell him.
Adrian Monk : There was no accomplice. Why would Brian Babbage hire one? He didn't know he was gonna be in a coma.
Sharona Fleming : It's not exactly something you can plan.
Adrian Monk : Right. Anyway, why would an accomplice bother to go through with it? There was no reason to. The guy who hired him was in a coma.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : All right, so, Brian built the bomb... and then, Brian mailed the bomb... by himself.
Adrian Monk : That's right.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : ...While he was in a coma.
Adrian Monk : You gotta admit, it's a pretty good alibi. It's rock-solid.
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Sharona Fleming : And by the time they were delivered, Brian had a perfect alibi.
Agent Grooms : He put himself in a coma? That's his alibi? That's the stupidest plan I ever heard of! He came this close to killing himself.