Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Red Herring (2005)

Emmy Clarke: Julie Teeger

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Quotes 

• [Monk is looking around Natalie's kitchen] 

  Adrian Monk : Is there money in the house?

  Natalie Teeger : No.

  Adrian Monk : What about the coffee can, isn't that where you hide your money?

  Natalie Teeger : ...How did you know that?

  Adrian Monk : There's coffee grounds on the counter, indicating it's been opened recently. But you don't have a coffee maker.

  Julie Teeger : [whispering]  Wow, he's like Velma from Scooby-Doo!

• Adrian Monk : You recently started dating again.

  Natalie Teeger : How did you know that?

  Adrian Monk : [holds up a pill container]  Birth control pills. I found these in your purse.

  [Natalie's young daughter is staring at them] 

  Adrian Monk : [realizing]  I'm sorry...

  Natalie Teeger : [horrified]  I can't believe you just did that! Do you have, like, zero social skills?

  Julie Teeger : Mom, it's okay. I'm not a baby.

  Adrian Monk : Oh! My mistake. These aren't birth control pills. They're... Tic-Tacs.

  [to Julie] 

  Adrian Monk : You know, to make your breath smell better. But don't eat them, they're... adult Tic-Tacs. You know, special.

  [He gives Natalie an obvious wink. She snatches the pills from him]