Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Paperboy (2004)

Mark Totty: Malcolm Cowley

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Quotes 

• Malcolm Cowley : Is there a problem?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I was reading about you in the newspaper.

  [Shows the copy of the paper to Cowley] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That's you, isn't it? "It Just Wasn't His Day." It says here that you had two accidents in the course of ten minutes. First you hit a little tree, and then you drove another half a mile and hit a lamppost.

  Malcolm Cowley : That's right. Is that a crime?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah. It is if you were in fact intentionally damaging your car so you would avoid having to explain a smashed-in grille. See, Mr. Monk found this other article.

  [turns to a front page article] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : "Hit-and-Run Driver Kills a Grandmother." Same neighborhood. Same approximate time. We thought there might be a connection.

  Lt. Randall Disher : [looking at Cowley's car's headlights]  Captain. Blood.