Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Paperboy (2004)
Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : I cleaned last night.
Lt. Randall Disher : Did you sleep at all?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : He can sleep when he cleans. I've seen it.
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Did you hear anything?
Adrian Monk : What time was that?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : 5:30 AM.
Adrian Monk : Oh, no. I wouldn't have heard a thing.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sleeping?
Adrian Monk : Nah. I was vacuuming.
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Malcolm Cowley : Is there a problem?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I was reading about you in the newspaper.
[Shows the copy of the paper to Cowley]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : That's you, isn't it? "It Just Wasn't His Day." It says here that you had two accidents in the course of ten minutes. First you hit a little tree, and then you drove another half a mile and hit a lamppost.
Malcolm Cowley : That's right. Is that a crime?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah. It is if you were in fact intentionally damaging your car so you would avoid having to explain a smashed-in grille. See, Mr. Monk found this other article.
[turns to a front page article]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : "Hit-and-Run Driver Kills a Grandmother." Same neighborhood. Same approximate time. We thought there might be a connection.
Lt. Randall Disher : [looking at Cowley's car's headlights] Captain. Blood.
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Sharona Fleming : [22:09] Can you move your hand?
Lt. Randall Disher : I already looked through that section. Nothing in it.
Sharona Fleming : Man with a badge in hot pursuit of romance. I'm 32, fit, sexy, ambitious, with a dynamite sense of humor. Oh, my god! That's you!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Dynamite sense of humor? Since when?
Lt. Randall Disher : Can I have that, please?
Sharona Fleming : No. Looking for a petite blonde, no nonsense attitude, kids okay. That's me.