Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Paperboy (2004)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Dr. Charles Kroger : Adrian, we can sit here singing show tunes to each other, or we can talk about your sex life.
Adrian Monk : [singing] If ever I would leave you...
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Adrian Monk : [police officers are investigating his home] If something spills, I want to be here.
Sharona Fleming : Adrian, trust me... if something spills, you do not want to be here.
Adrian Monk : That's a good point...
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Adrian Monk : [after accidentally wiping his hands with a cloth covered in oil] Oh, my God! Oh, the humanity!
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[Monk solves a murder in France, just by reading the newspaper]
Adrian Monk : [on telephone] I think I know who killed Madame Beaudry.
Captain Dupres : [skeptically] Oui, Monsieur Monk, what is your theory?
Adrian Monk : I think her husband did it.
Captain Dupres : Well, we suspected him from the beginning. But why did he cut off her hands?
Adrian Monk : He must have used a pair of handcuffs from the museum to restrain her.
Captain Dupres : I do not follow you.
Adrian Monk : They were antique handcuffs, very distinctive, so they could easily have been traced back to him.
Captain Dupres : Mon Dieu...
Adrian Monk : He must have lost the key. So he was desperate, he had to get them off the body.
Captain Dupres : Well, that makes sense! Lafitte, why didn't I think of that? Monsieur Monk, you are a genius! Perhaps someday, you will come to Paris so I can thank you in person.
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Adrian Monk : I cleaned last night.
Lt. Randall Disher : Did you sleep at all?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : He can sleep when he cleans. I've seen it.
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[last lines]
Adrian Monk : Why do you say that? Why do you torture me?
Sharona Fleming : Because I can.
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Did you hear anything?
Adrian Monk : What time was that?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : 5:30 AM.
Adrian Monk : Oh, no. I wouldn't have heard a thing.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sleeping?
Adrian Monk : Nah. I was vacuuming.
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Adrian Monk : I don't have to be the man. But I would like to be... man-ish.
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Heavyset Detective : [In Monk's apartment] Excuse me. Where's the bathroom?
Adrian Monk : I don't have one.
[closes bathroom door]
Heavyset Detective : You don't have a bathroom?
Adrian Monk : Don't get me started. I am still so angry at that architect.
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Heavyset Detective : [6:37] Excuse me. Where's the bathroom?
Adrian Monk : I don't have one.
Heavyset Detective : You don't have a bathroom?
Adrian Monk : Don't get me started. I am still so angry at that architect.
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Sharona Fleming : [33:52] Adrian, Adrian! Sorry I'm late. I had to drop Benjy off.
Adrian Monk : Sharona, it was right in front of us the whole time. Right on the front page!
Sharona Fleming : The lottery?
Adrian Monk : That's what this whole thing was about! $43 million dollar jackpot!
Adrian Monk : Excuse me! Excuse me! Where is the justice of the peace?