Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Panic Room (2004)
Bitty Schram: Sharona Fleming
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : Sharona, he was just standing up for a friend.
Sharona Fleming : Adrian, you stay out of this! You're not his father.
Adrian Monk : That's true, but I care about him as much as any father.
[rips off Benjy's Band-Aid for the umpteenth time]
Benjy Fleming : OW! Mom! Stop it!
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[watching Sharona nuzzle Darwin]
Lt. Randall Disher : So how long have you two been dating?
Sharona Fleming : [to Darwin] He's just jealous because you're cuter than he is. And you smell better too.
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Lt. Randall Disher : Monk, can I run a theory by you?
Adrian Monk : Sure.
Lt. Randall Disher : What if Ian Blackburn trained the chimpanzee to shoot him in the panic room?
Adrian Monk : Why would he do that?
Lt. Randall Disher : So his wife could collect the insurance. Thus, suicide by monkey.
Sharona Fleming : Thus, theory by monkey.
Adrian Monk : Randy, Ian Blackburn had a $100,000 life insurance policy. Chloe is worth, what, $20 million? It doesn't seem worth it.
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Sharona Fleming : [opens the door to find Stottlemeyer and Disher waiting] Hey.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sharona, we need to talk.
Sharona Fleming : About what?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I think you know.
[They walk into the house, which looks like an earthquake has hit it]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What happened here? Did you have a party?
Sharona Fleming : It's Benjy. He never picks anything up.
Lt. Randall Disher : Sharona, where's Darwin?
Sharona Fleming : What are you talking about?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : We're going to find him. Is he here?
[Disher takes out his gun and begins searching the house]
Sharona Fleming : Hey, would you put that away? This is my house!
Lt. Randall Disher : He's killed before.
Sharona Fleming : No he hasn't!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sharona, we know that you took him. Now either you tell us where he is or I'm going to have to take you in. That is the law.
Lt. Randall Disher : [walks back out of the living room, speaking into his walkie-talkie] Living room secure, heading to the kitchen.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, you don't have to use the walkie-talkie. I'm ten feet away.
Lt. Randall Disher : Roger that.
[puts down the walkie-talkie and continues searching]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [notices some vomit on a wall, and a lot of crooked pictures] Hey, what happened here?
Sharona Fleming : Benjy threw up.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [confused] On the wall?
Sharona Fleming : It was pretty awful.
Lt. Randall Disher : [heads into the kitchen, and opens the closet, which swings open to reveal a stuffed teddy bear] Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!
[notices that it's just a stuffed animal]
Lt. Randall Disher : False alarm! False alarm!
[Sharona grabs the teddy bear from Randy]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sharona, you were seen. The animal shelter has a surveillance camera. It recorded your car's license plate number as you drove away.
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Sharona Fleming : [being arrested] Benjy, you were right and I was wrong. You did the right thing, standing up for that boy. Now I'm standing up for someone who can't defend himself.
Benjy Fleming : You mean Darwin?
Sharona Fleming : Yeah. Listen, everything's gonna be fine. Captain Stottlemeyer's gonna take you Aunt Gail's...
[Benjy glances at Stottlemeyer, who nods]
Sharona Fleming : And you tell her to call Adrian. He'll know what to do... after I tell him.