Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Panic Room (2004)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : Sharona, he was just standing up for a friend.
Sharona Fleming : Adrian, you stay out of this! You're not his father.
Adrian Monk : That's true, but I care about him as much as any father.
[rips off Benjy's Band-Aid for the umpteenth time]
Benjy Fleming : OW! Mom! Stop it!
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Lt. Randall Disher : Monk, can I run a theory by you?
Adrian Monk : Sure.
Lt. Randall Disher : What if Ian Blackburn trained the chimpanzee to shoot him in the panic room?
Adrian Monk : Why would he do that?
Lt. Randall Disher : So his wife could collect the insurance. Thus, suicide by monkey.
Sharona Fleming : Thus, theory by monkey.
Adrian Monk : Randy, Ian Blackburn had a $100,000 life insurance policy. Chloe is worth, what, $20 million? It doesn't seem worth it.
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Benjy Fleming : They were giving him a wedgie.
Adrian Monk : What's a wedgie?
Benjy Fleming : It's when they lift your underwear up all the way out of your pants.
Adrian Monk : Oh. When I was kid they called it something else.
Benjy Fleming : What?
Adrian Monk : An "Adrian."
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Dr. Charles Kroger : [Dr. Kroger is making a house call because a chimp is loose in Monk's apartment] I can see your space has been violated, and I think you're handling it very well. I'm proud of you. How do you feel?
Adrian Monk : [high-pitched voice] I'm fine... these things happen, what can you do?
Dr. Charles Kroger : Exactly, exactly. These are all material objects. You can replace anything that he breaks, or chews, or pees on.
Adrian Monk : Chews or pees on... chews or pees on...
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[Monk accidentally hits the "Close" button on the panic room]
Adrian Monk : Oh my God! Help! Somebody!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk...
Adrian Monk : Trapped in here...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, you're not trapped.
Adrian Monk : Trapped in here! Captain!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, just push this button here on the wall.
Adrian Monk : Oh my God, it's soundproof... can you hear me?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, I can hear you.
Adrian Monk : Trapped in here!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, I can hear you, I can *see* you, there's a hole in the door! Monk!
Adrian Monk : Running out of air...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No, you're not running out of air, Monk.
Adrian Monk : Running out of air, I can't breathe!
[gasping]
Adrian Monk : Can't breathe!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk! Monk, look at me! Push the button.
Adrian Monk : [rasping] No more talking... no more talking, I have to conserve oxygen...
[bangs on the door, yelling through the hole in it]
Adrian Monk : Help me! Gotta conserve air...
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : They call it a "panic room." I know that's a difficult concept for you, because for you, every room is a panic room.
Adrian Monk : Thank you.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : If there's an intruder in the house, you run in there, you lock the door and wait for the cavalry.