Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny (2004)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
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Quotes
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Julie Parlo : [walks up to Stottlemeyer] Excuse me, Captain Stottlemeyer?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yep.
Julie Parlo : Hi, I'm Julie Parlo. Uh, where is the FBI? This is a kidnapping. I happen to be a lawyer, so I know that in a kidnapping situation the FBI has jurisprudence.
Lt. Randall Disher : That's only true if your grandmother's been taken across the state lines...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : ...or if she's been held for more than 24 hours. And I think you meant to say "jurisdiction." What kind of lawyer are you?
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[an old woman, actually Randy wearing a wig and some makeup, walks up to Monk and Sharona at the homeless shelter's serving counter]
Adrian Monk : Oh my god!
Sharona Fleming : [seeing through the disguise] What are you supposed to be?
Lt. Randall Disher : I'm undercover. I'm homeless.
Sharona Fleming : What's that on your face?
Lt. Randall Disher : Dirt.
Sharona Fleming : [to Monk] Give the lady some gravy.
[Monk does so]
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Sharona Fleming : [8:27] Are you OK?
Lt. Randall Disher : She has a cat.
Sharona Fleming : Well why don't you tell her to bring it upstairs?
Lt. Randall Disher : No. No. It doesn't matter. If the cat's been in the house in the past year I can't stop sneezing.
Sharona Fleming : Really? Remind me to buy a cat.
Lt. Randall Disher : Well, at least you won't be alone on Saturday nights.
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Lt. Randall Disher : [Stottlemeyer invites Monk to help interview a suspect] Okay, cool. We can do Good Cop, Bad Cop, Worse Cop.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, it's a two-man job. Just wait here.
Lt. Randall Disher : Okay, I'll just wait here and...
Sharona Fleming : ...weep openly.
Lt. Randall Disher : Do some paperwork.
Sharona Fleming : While you weep openly.