Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man (2002)
Richard Zeppieri: Arthur Zaleski
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Quotes
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [interrogating Arthur, Gwen Zaleski's ex-husband] Mr. Zaleski, how about I call you Arthur?
Arthur Zaleski : Well, you can call me whatever the hell you want.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Good. How long were you and Gwen married?
Arthur Zaleski : Four years.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : She walked out, and you still loved her.
Arthur Zaleski : Sure, I had feelings for her.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I bet you did. Then she picks up with the dinette furniture salesman. TV guy. That's humiliating. You were jealous. You became furious.
[Monk starts to try to wipe a smudge off the mirror]
Lt. Randall Disher : I'd feel the same way.
Arthur Zaleski : I don't like this, being here.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You're not supposed to like being here, Arthur. This is an interrogation room. It's not a sports bar.
[Monk turns to Sharona]
Adrian Monk : I need a wipe.
Sharona Fleming : Why?
Adrian Monk : Do you have a wipe?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : So, why were you harassing your ex-wife? We've got the phone records, Artie. You were calling her twice a day. I don't call my wife twice a day.
Arthur Zaleski : I was worried about her.
Lt. Randall Disher : You call it "worried". The judge called it "stalking".
Arthur Zaleski : That was three years ago.
[Monk is using a moist towelette and making a squeaking noise as he tries to rub the smudge off the window. Stottlemeyer has to speak over the squeaking noise]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What happened, Arthur? You went over there to talk, right? You lost your temper trying to talk to her? Everybody has a temper.
Arthur Zaleski : What is that? What is that noise?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Excuse me. Come on.
[He leaves the room to talk to Monk]
Lt. Randall Disher : Okay, one more time from the top. So, how long were you and Gwen married?
Adrian Monk : How's it going in there?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It's going great, except he wants to know what the little squeaky noise behind the mirror is.