Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man (2002)
Natalia Jasen: Mrs. McDowell
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Quotes
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Trevor McDowell : [Trevor McDowell shoots a commercial in front of one of his furniture showrooms, playing a boxing referee] Hey! It's me, Trevor McDowell. We've just opened a new furniture showroom right here in San Mateo, right off Route 101.
[the bell dings]
Trevor McDowell : Break!
[His two kids start a mock boxing fight in a mock ring]
Trevor McDowell : [to the camera] Hey, listen, if your family's like mine, the furniture in your house takes a real beating! Okay, keep it clean! Keep it clean! Gloves up!
[Monk, Sharona and Stottlemeyer arrive]
Trevor McDowell : That's why you need furniture that can go the distance. Isn't that right, honey?
Mrs. McDowell : With low prices that'll knock you out!
[One kid starts punching the couch]
Trevor McDowell : Like this couch.
[pulls out a $799.99 sign]
Trevor McDowell : It's regularly $799, but with a quick jab from Tyler...
[Tyler punches the sign]
Trevor McDowell : That old price is T.K.O.'ed! It's yours for only $649!
[pulls out a $649.99 sign]
Adrian Monk : You see that lamp there? It's got...
Sharona Fleming : No! Don't even think about it.
Adrian Monk : But it's not...
Sharona Fleming : Stop. Stop.
Adrian Monk : It's supposed to...
Trevor McDowell : ...Normally it's $1399, but with a mighty blow from Luke, here-
[Luke punches the sign. McDowell pulls out a $1299.99 sign]
Trevor McDowell : Whoa! That old price is down for the count! It's yours for only 1299! Heavyweight furniture at featherweight prices! Tables! Chairs! Sofas! Lamps! Love seats! You name it!
[Monk straightens the lampshade of a table lamp in the background]
Trevor McDowell : At McDowell's, if we can't beat the competition, we'll throw in the towel!
Commercial Director : Cut! Cut!
Trevor McDowell : What?
Commercial Director : Who is that? Get him out of there!
[a crew member ushers Monk away]
Adrian Monk : I'm sorry. It was a little-was I-okay, take two.
