Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Kid (2005)

Cleo King: 911 Operator

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Quotes 

• 911 Operator : Sir, what is the nature of your emergency?

  Adrian Monk : It's everywhere! B.M. It's B.M., B.M., B.M.! It's B.M.!

  911 Operator : Sir, you have to stop saying "B.M." now. Do you mean your child is soiling his diaper?

  Adrian Monk : Yes! Yes, he's soiling his... his diaper.

  911 Operator : You mean you've never changed a diaper before?

  Adrian Monk : Hurry!

• [talking Monk through a diaper change] 

  911 Operator : Now on either side of the diaper, there should be two Velcro straps.

  Adrian Monk : Yes, okay, I've got the straps.

  911 Operator : Now rip 'em open.

  [sound of Velcro ripping] 

  Adrian Monk : Oh! Oooohhh! Oh, my God! Oh, the humanity!