Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather (2004)

Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer

Quotes 

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [walks into the room, speaking to an agent]  Hey! I showed them my ID downstairs. I just got to talk to my friend! You reaching for your gun? If you're reaching for your gun, you'd better pull it. Stand aside.

  [says hello to Monk, then turns to Colmes] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Colmes! What do you think you're doing?

  Agent Colmes : This is a federal operation, Captain. You have no business being here.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Well, neither does he. What's going on?

  Sharona Fleming : They want Adrian to go undercover in the Lucarelli family.

  [Disher looks at a photo of Sharona speaking with Fat Tony outside Salvatore's restaurant] 

  Disher : What's up with this picture of you and Fat Tony?

  Sharona Fleming : Nothing! And don't call him that!

  [She finds it offensive, because Fat Tony isn't fat any more] 

  Disher : What? Are you defending him?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [to Colmes]  Why don't you start by telling them about what happened to the last agent that tried to infiltrate the family? That means start by telling them where we found the body buried!

  Sharona Fleming : Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Buried?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Actually the parts that they found.

  Agent Colmes : Okay, that's a different situation. That agent's cover was blown. Monk's been invited in. They already know that he's a cop.