Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Game Show (2004)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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• Adrian Monk : [on the phone with Sharona, talking about Kevin]  He's in the kitchen right now, naming every egg salad sandwich he's ever had... Eight, including today... It's - it's not funny... Stop. Stop laughing... Look, Sharona, I - I don't know why you asked him to look in on me, I - I'm not a child! Please stop laughing!... Okay, I'll call you back. Give her my best!... Okay. And when you come back... bring a gun.

• Kevin Dorfman : [Monk opens an unlocked door of a suspect's house]  It looks unlocked. What do you think?

  Adrian Monk : Well, we can't go in without a reason.

  Kevin Dorfman : I'm kind of thirsty. Does that count?

  Adrian Monk : No, Kevin. Thirst is no excuse for breaking and entering.

  Kevin Dorfman : Wouldn't it be cool if it was?