Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month (2004)
Bitty Schram: Sharona Fleming
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Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : What was he like as a cop?
Joe Christie : I remember the day we met. I walked down the hall to shake his hand - this was, you know, back when he was shaking hands - and there were seven detectives lined up outside his office just waiting to run cases by him, just to see what he thought, just to pick his brain. I learned more from Adrian Monk in two days than I did in the two years I was at the Academy.
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[waiting in a diner for Monk]
Sharona Fleming : So where is he, anyway?
Joe Christie : Well, when I left, he was putting away boxes in the shoe department.
Sharona Fleming : He's putting boxes away?
Joe Christie : [laughing] Yeah...
Sharona Fleming : Oh, God. Maybe we'd better start ordering now, you know?
[Joe laughs again]
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Lt. Randall Disher : A forty-two-inch flat-screen TV fell on her. She was killed instantly.
Sharona Fleming : That's horrible. TV still work?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sharona, the TV just killed a woman.
Sharona Fleming : What are you going to do? Lock it up?
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Sharona Fleming : [asking Randy about Crystal, his girlfriend] You have a picture?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah.
Sharona Fleming : Ohhh. She's pretty.
[turns photo over]
Sharona Fleming : Randy! This came with the wallet.
Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah, I know. She's a wallet model.
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Benjy Fleming : These puzzles have 500 pieces EACH! Now we're mixing 'em toghether... OK, open your eyes! Ready... Go!
Rudy : [about Mr. Monk] Is he a robot?
Benjy Fleming : [laughing] No, he's a person!
Rudy : Wow! What else can he do?
Benjy Fleming : He vacuums a lot... And he solves murders.
Rudy : You could sell tickets to this!
Benjy Fleming : I know, I know! I want to, but my mum won't let me. He's her boss.
Sharona Fleming : Benjy, what are you doing? He's not a toy!
Benjy Fleming : He doesen't care, he likes it! Don't you, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk : Oh, yeah! This one's missing a corner!
Rudy : [takes another puzzle] Do you think he would do three?
Benjy Fleming : Let's find out!
[Mr. Monk remains still with two pieces of a puzzle in his hands]
Rudy : Oh, oh! We broke him!
Sharona Fleming : Adrian! Hey! You okay?
Adrian Monk : Sure! You don't still have those letters, do you?
Sharona Fleming : What letters?
Adrian Monk : The letters Joe Christie gave us.
Sharona Fleming : I don't know! That was a month ago!
Adrian Monk : 27 days!... A month... Close enough.
Sharona Fleming : Hey! It's your lucky day! They're right here!
Rudy : What's he doing now?
Benjy Fleming : Aaah, he's just thinking! Wanna play video games?
Rudy : Good idea!
[the boys leave and Benjy laughs]
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Sharona Fleming : Jennie Calendar's criminal record was clean, but she did a stint in juvie as a teenager. She stole a car when she was sixteen.
Joe Christie : Juvenile records are supposed to be sealed.
Sharona Fleming : They are. But one of the clerks in the office lives with his mother and stays home on Friday nights, and he bought me a drink.
[off his look]
Sharona Fleming : I don't get paid enough.
Joe Christie : Monk was right, you are good. I'm glad you've got his back.
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Sharona Fleming : Hey, Captain, have you ever met Crystal?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I can't say I have. We were supposed to go out to dinner last week, but she canceled at the last minute.
Lt. Randall Disher : She wasn't feeling well.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : M-hmmmm.
Sharona Fleming : Maybe you blew her up too much.
Lt. Randall Disher : She isn't a balloon.
Sharona Fleming : That's right. She's a living, breathing wallet model.
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Sharona Fleming : Those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Lt. Randall Disher : She's not imaginary.
Sharona Fleming : Hm. What's her name?
Lt. Randall Disher : Crystal.
[Sharona is staring past Randy at a box that says "Crystal Glassware" on it]
Sharona Fleming : What's her last name? Glassware?
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Sharona Fleming : [5:31] Tired?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yes, I was up all night with my girlfriend.
Sharona Fleming : Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Lt. Randall Disher : She's not imaginary.
Sharona Fleming : Really? What's her name?
Lt. Randall Disher : Crystal.
Sharona Fleming : What's her last name, Glassware?