Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month (2004)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
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Quotes
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Lt. Randall Disher : A forty-two-inch flat-screen TV fell on her. She was killed instantly.
Sharona Fleming : That's horrible. TV still work?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sharona, the TV just killed a woman.
Sharona Fleming : What are you going to do? Lock it up?
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Sharona Fleming : [asking Randy about Crystal, his girlfriend] You have a picture?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah.
Sharona Fleming : Ohhh. She's pretty.
[turns photo over]
Sharona Fleming : Randy! This came with the wallet.
Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah, I know. She's a wallet model.
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Sharona Fleming : Hey, Captain, have you ever met Crystal?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I can't say I have. We were supposed to go out to dinner last week, but she canceled at the last minute.
Lt. Randall Disher : She wasn't feeling well.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : M-hmmmm.
Sharona Fleming : Maybe you blew her up too much.
Lt. Randall Disher : She isn't a balloon.
Sharona Fleming : That's right. She's a living, breathing wallet model.
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Sharona Fleming : Those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Lt. Randall Disher : She's not imaginary.
Sharona Fleming : Hm. What's her name?
Lt. Randall Disher : Crystal.
[Sharona is staring past Randy at a box that says "Crystal Glassware" on it]
Sharona Fleming : What's her last name? Glassware?
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Sharona Fleming : [5:31] Tired?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yes, I was up all night with my girlfriend.
Sharona Fleming : Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Lt. Randall Disher : She's not imaginary.
Sharona Fleming : Really? What's her name?
Lt. Randall Disher : Crystal.
Sharona Fleming : What's her last name, Glassware?