Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Earthquake (2002)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

Quotes 

• Benjy Fleming : [turns on a faucet, causing rather rusty water to come out]  The water's brown!

  Gail Fleming : Oh yeah, it always gets like that after an earthquake. Fortunately, I always keep some mineral water around for situations like this... Where's my water?

  [She opens the cupboard under the sink, which is empty. In the bathroom, Monk is soaking in the tub, surrounded by empty plastic bottles. Gail bangs on the door] 

  Gail Fleming : Mr. Monk?

  Adrian Monk : Don't come in. I'm taking a bath.

  Gail Fleming : With my mineral water?

  Adrian Monk : I tried the water from the tap, but it was a little rusty.

  Gail Fleming : Yeah well, enjoy that bath, it's costing me ninety-five dollars!

  Adrian Monk : [oblivious to her sarcasm]  Thank you!

• [as they sit with the new widow, gibberish-speaking Monk attempts to express his condolences. Sharona tells him to leave the room] 

  Father Hatcher : Um... Where's he from?

  Sharona Fleming : Neptune.

  Adrian Monk : [Meanwhile, Monk begins wandering through the other room. While their conversation continues, Monk begins to straighten pictures on the walls. Then he stops, something seems odd to him]  Dwon lear brannegaa nusis?

  [He begins walking around, examining each wall more closely. He looks at the wall unit that crushed Henry Rutherford. Taking a kerchief from his breast pocket, he drags the cloth down the back of the unit. It comes up clean. At that moment, Sharona walks in, eyes tired] 

  Adrian Monk : Leego on forgi garrus.

  Sharona Fleming : Oh, she'll be all right.

  [It doesn't seem like the response Monk wanted. He looks around again, brows pulled together in concern] 

  Sharona Fleming : What are you doing?

  Adrian Monk : [suddenly snapping out of his "rattled by earthquake" mode]  Bavioski. Che sagl not right about this room.

  Sharona Fleming : Adrian, you can talk!

  Adrian Monk : Of course I can talk! What is wrong with you?

  Sharona Fleming : Nothing is wrong with me!