Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger (2002)

Stanley Kamel: Dr. Charles Kroger

Quotes 

• Dr. Charles Kroger : A drive-by shooting? Do they have any leads?

  Adrian Monk : Nothing on the bullets. They found the car a few blocks away. Stolen. A hundred percent clean. No prints.

  Dr. Charles Kroger : You know, you, you, you don't seem very upset.

  Adrian Monk : Well, it means I'm making someone very uneasy, and that's not such a bad thing.

  Dr. Charles Kroger : Well, Sh-Sharona must have been terrified.

  Adrian Monk : She quit. We had an argument about money. She took a job at a lamp store at Prospect Street. She'd rather sell lamps than work for me. Let me ask you something. Two weeks ago, she bought me this mug, it said "World's Greatest Boss". Are you allowed to do that-buy someone a mug and then just quit?

  Dr. Charles Kroger : Well see, I-I don't think mugs are legally binding, Adrian.

  [Monk chuckles] 

  Adrian Monk : I never had to think about money. Trudy used to pay all the bills.

  Dr. Charles Kroger : While we're on that subject, there-there is something that I have to say.

  Adrian Monk : Oh? Now, you see, this can't be good.

  Dr. Charles Kroger : Well, no. The-the-the-the-fact is that, um, you see, I haven't been paid for the past nine weeks, nine sessions. Now, that's a lot of money.

  Adrian Monk : Oh, my God. You're gonna leave me too.

  Dr. Charles Kroger : No, no, no. I did not say that, Adrian.

  Adrian Monk : I'm gonna be all alone. What a time to be me.

  Dr. Charles Kroger : Adrian, I promise you. No one is leaving you.

  Adrian Monk : Sharona did.

  [Monk gasps for air] 

  Dr. Charles Kroger : Are-are-are you okay?

  Adrian Monk : I hate owing you money. I just-I just hate it. Listen, until-until we get squared away, I'm gonna have to start seeing you twice a week.