Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Big Reward (2006)

Tyler Mane: Dirk - Motorcycle Rider

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Quotes 

• Inspector St. Clare : [to Rufus, who has just arrived at the museum]  Excuse me! Any suspects, yet?

  Rufus : I wouldn't know. I'm just delivering flowers.

  Inspector St. Clare : No you're not. You're a private detective, like me.

  Rufus : [scoffs]  *Me*, a detective? That's uh, very funny by the way. I can't wait to tell the guys...

  Inspector St. Clare : Look, you're selling it to me!

  [points to the van] 

  Inspector St. Clare : That sattelite dish on your roof, the number on the side - "555" - obviously a fake. Now conclusion number 1, you're after the Alexander Diamond. Conclusion number 2, you haven't got a prayer.

  [Dirk, the motorcycle rider, wheels in and parks his motorcycle in a handicap space] 

  Rufus : Excuse me! That's a handicap spot!

  Dirk : It's okay. I'm psychotic. Is this where they stole the rock?

  Inspector St. Clare : You judging me?

  Dirk : Not anymore.

• [Rufus uses a pass to get into the security office. He thumbs through a drawer of identification cards] 

  Inspector St. Clare : [opens the door and walks into the room]  Ah, apparently we think alike! Awful thought coming from those who aren't us.

  [picks up identification card] 

  Inspector St. Clare : Ah, "Phillip Wick, Access to All Areas."

  Dirk : [walks in]  Hello again.

  [picks up an identification card, and says to Rufus] 

  Dirk : What does this say?

  Rufus : Curator Sally Cant. Here, try this one.

  [Hands Dirk another card] 

  Rufus : Robert Gant. That's a boy's name.