Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Big Reward (2006)

Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

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Quotes 

• Jenny Manderville : [to Randy]  So am I in trouble?

  Lt. Randall Disher : No, not this time, miss. But listen, if you feeling like finding someone to confess to, you should call a priest.

  [to an officer] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Would you escort Miss Mandeville out?

  [Monk, Natalie and Stottlemeyer come out of the Captain's office. Disher turns to them and whistles a cuckoo whistle] 

  Adrian Monk : Who is she?

  Lt. Randall Disher : Looney Tune of the Month. Her name's uh, Jennie Mandeville. She keeps on coming in here and confessing to stuff.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What was it this time?

  [since yesterday, Jennie came in and confessed to stealing a pen from a bank] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Well, she comes in, same as yesterday, and says she accidentally killed her roommate. So I take her into the back room and I turn on the tape recorder. Turns out her roommate was a hamster.

  Adrian Monk : [chuckles]  She didn't look unstable.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : They never do.

• [Gladys, while cleaning, finds a note saying "Gladys, don't forget to clean *under* the table. "Under" in the Post-It note is underlined, emphasizing its importance. In Stottlemeyer's office, meanwhile...] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Here's the coroner's report. Victim's name: Danny Chasen, it's probably an alias. The victim was poisoned. Somebody spiked his all-natural barley tea with ammonia.

  Adrian Monk : Was he part of the heist?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Looks like it. They found some hair samples in that rolltop desk at the museum that matched the body.

  Natalie Teeger : Where's the diamond?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Still missing in action. Wasn't on him or in the cabin.

  Adrian Monk : We know he had a partner, somebody who works at the museum. It's probably still with him.

  Natalie Teeger : So the reward is still good? I mean, nobody's claimed it?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah, as far as I know. The reward is still good.

  Natalie Teeger : [holds up file]  Ka-ching!

  Adrian Monk : [to Stottlemeyer]  Could you make her stop saying that?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : This is no longer a parlor game. A man is dead. This is a homicide investigation, which means *nobody* is to withold *any* information from *anybody*.

  Natalie Teeger : [noticing that Monk and Stottlemeyer are looking at her with accusing looks]  What? Are you looking at me?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yes I am, Ms. Teeger.

  Gladys Menchen : [walks into the room to confront Monk about his Post-It notes]  Did you write these? Don't deny it, I know it was you!

  [reads the notes] 

  Gladys Menchen : "How are things down under?" Hint! Hint! "Monk was right. You should clean under the tables." You don't fool me for a second. It goes without saying, "Don't forget to throw away these little Post-Its, too."

  Adrian Monk : [to Stottlemeyer]  Captain, she doesn't clean under the tables.

  Gladys Menchen : You are not the boss of me!

• Adrian Monk : [9:24]  I think you should talk to her.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I will. About her aim.