Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Big Reward (2006)

Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher

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• Jenny Manderville : [to Randy]  So am I in trouble?

  Lt. Randall Disher : No, not this time, miss. But listen, if you feeling like finding someone to confess to, you should call a priest.

  [to an officer] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Would you escort Miss Mandeville out?

  [Monk, Natalie and Stottlemeyer come out of the Captain's office. Disher turns to them and whistles a cuckoo whistle] 

  Adrian Monk : Who is she?

  Lt. Randall Disher : Looney Tune of the Month. Her name's uh, Jennie Mandeville. She keeps on coming in here and confessing to stuff.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What was it this time?

  [since yesterday, Jennie came in and confessed to stealing a pen from a bank] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Well, she comes in, same as yesterday, and says she accidentally killed her roommate. So I take her into the back room and I turn on the tape recorder. Turns out her roommate was a hamster.

  Adrian Monk : [chuckles]  She didn't look unstable.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : They never do.

• Lt. Randall Disher : Was Tony a goldfish?

• Landis : [while being questioned about the robbery]  I want to help you guys. I really do, but they've questioned me three times.

  Lt. Randall Disher : It's not just you, Mr. Landis. We're talking to all the guards, cleaning staff, curators, and anybody who was at the museum.

  Landis : Yeah, but I haven't been home yet!

  Lt. Randall Disher : And I appreciate that. We just need your official statement, and you're free to go. So for the record, where were you during the robbery?

  Landis : OK, for the tenth time, I was at my station on the main floor. I *never* left.

  Lt. Randall Disher : And you didn't hear anything unusual?

  Landis : No, sir. I was three floors away.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Okay.

  [noticing Monk and Natalie] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Excuse me for a second. Can I get you something to drink?

  [Randy walks over to the cooler where Monk and Natalie are standing] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Monk, Nat.

  Adrian Monk : What's going on?

  Lt. Randall Disher : What? You haven't heard? Robbery at the MacMillan Museum. It was big, big! The Alexander Diamond.

  Natalie Teeger : Whoa!

  Lt. Randall Disher : I know whoa! Robbery division asked us to help out, so we're taking statements from everybody on sight.

  Adrian Monk : So you're not arresting him about the drugs?

  Lt. Randall Disher : Uh, no, what drugs?

  Adrian Monk : His fingertips are stained. It looks like red phosphorus. You get that from making crystal meth. He's got to have a lab somewhere.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Okay, I'll look into it.

  [to Landis] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Excuse me, Mr. Landis.

  [to Monk and Natalie] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : If the Captain needs me, I'll be in Interrogation Room B.

  [Landis departs with Randy to be interrogated. Monk turns to Natalie, who is dismayed to find that Monk didn't ask for money] 

  Adrian Monk : What?

  Natalie Teeger : You know what? You just solved that case for *free*!

  Lt. Randall Disher : What was I supposed to do? Say, "Lieutenant, there's a drug dealer in the room. I'll tell you who it is for $20."

  Natalie Teeger : At least we'd have $20!