Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Astronaut (2006)
Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger
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Quotes
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Natalie Teeger : [after hearing that both Monk *and* Steve Wagner are coming to Julie's career day] You're both coming? I'm going to be Class Mom of the Year!
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[Monk and Natalie try to get Wagner to invite them to Paxton Air Force Base]
Adrian Monk : Could we come, too? I'm a big aviation buff... fan.
Natalie Teeger : So true!
Adrian Monk : Fan or buff. I love airplanes.
Natalie Teeger : Just crazy about the...
Adrian Monk : Can't get enough of them.
Natalie Teeger : ...the takeoff.
Adrian Monk : And the wings and all.
Natalie Teeger : And, uh, the... the...
Adrian Monk : ...the rudder.
Natalie Teeger : ...the landing. You wouldn't mind if we come, do you?
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Adrian Monk : I can't speak in public.
Natalie Teeger : See, that's not true. Remember when I first started working for you and you made that list with all of your fears and phobias, there were one hundred and three things, public speaking wasn't one of them.
Adrian Monk : Actually, there were a couple of things I didn't mention; I didn't want you to think I was weird.
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Natalie Teeger : You can't just take mail from somebody's porch.
Darrell Cain : Yeah, you can if it's fruit. The law doesn't apply to fruit because it's perishable.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Actually, sir, the law does apply to fruit.
[turns to Disher, who is eating a nectarine from the box]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Are you eating one?
Lt. Randall Disher : Nope. I was just putting that back.
[throws the nectarine back into the Fruit of the Month box]
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Adrian Monk : I am such a... what do you call it?
Natalie Teeger : Wuss? No, Mr. Monk, you are not a wuss.
Adrian Monk : Well, I'm not a man. I know that. I'm a mutant. Half man, half wuss. I'm a muss.
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Natalie Teeger : [noticing Monk putting a head onto a missile] Mr. Monk, what are you doing?
Adrian Monk : I don't know.
Captain Savo : [speaking into his walkie-talkie] They're at Ramp #2. He's handling a missile.
[Monk is now polishing the head of the missile]
Natalie Teeger : No, no, no, no! These are missiles. They could be nuclear weapons!
Adrian Monk : Then stop me, for the love of God.