Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Astronaut (2006)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : A killer has to be perfect. And nobody's perfect.
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Dr. Charles Kroger : Which of your fears would you like to work on first?
Adrian Monk : Glaciers.
Dr. Charles Kroger : Glaciers.
Adrian Monk : No. Rodeos. Nah. Glaciers.
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[Monk and Natalie try to get Wagner to invite them to Paxton Air Force Base]
Adrian Monk : Could we come, too? I'm a big aviation buff... fan.
Natalie Teeger : So true!
Adrian Monk : Fan or buff. I love airplanes.
Natalie Teeger : Just crazy about the...
Adrian Monk : Can't get enough of them.
Natalie Teeger : ...the takeoff.
Adrian Monk : And the wings and all.
Natalie Teeger : And, uh, the... the...
Adrian Monk : ...the rudder.
Natalie Teeger : ...the landing. You wouldn't mind if we come, do you?
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Adrian Monk : I can't speak in public.
Natalie Teeger : See, that's not true. Remember when I first started working for you and you made that list with all of your fears and phobias, there were one hundred and three things, public speaking wasn't one of them.
Adrian Monk : Actually, there were a couple of things I didn't mention; I didn't want you to think I was weird.
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Adrian Monk : When I when I look at a man, a real man like Steve Wagner I just feel weak. I just feel so inadequate. I know he's guilty. But I'll never be able to prove it.
Dr. Charles Kroger : Adrian, Steve Wagner is a human being. And if he's guilty, I know something he's very much afraid of.
Adrian Monk : What's that?
Dr. Charles Kroger : You.
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Adrian Monk : [to Julie's class] Who wants to be a detective when they grow up?
[several kids raise their hands, resulting in a row where all but one of the kids have their hands raised]
Adrian Monk : What about you? No? Everybody in your row has their hand up. If you put your hand up, it will be a perfect row. Put your hand up!
[She does]
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Adrian Monk : I am such a... what do you call it?
Natalie Teeger : Wuss? No, Mr. Monk, you are not a wuss.
Adrian Monk : Well, I'm not a man. I know that. I'm a mutant. Half man, half wuss. I'm a muss.
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Natalie Teeger : [noticing Monk putting a head onto a missile] Mr. Monk, what are you doing?
Adrian Monk : I don't know.
Captain Savo : [speaking into his walkie-talkie] They're at Ramp #2. He's handling a missile.
[Monk is now polishing the head of the missile]
Natalie Teeger : No, no, no, no! These are missiles. They could be nuclear weapons!
Adrian Monk : Then stop me, for the love of God.
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Adrian Monk : [to Natalie] Why don't you ask the Captain?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Whatever it is, thank you for asking, but I can't do it.
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Adrian Monk : He killed his girlfriend.
Dr. Charles Kroger : Which I do not condone - it's indefensible, of course.