Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine (2004)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : You're bringing the Monk down, man.
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Adrian Monk : [as "the Monk"] How you doing, Toy Store?
Disher : What did you call me?
Adrian Monk : Toy Store. Your name's Disher. Dish, plate, Plato, Play-Doh. And where do you buy Play-Doh?
Disher : [resigns] Toy Store.
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Sharona Fleming : Where are you going?
Adrian Monk (as "The Monk") : New Orleans, Mardi Gras.
Sharona Fleming : Mardi Gras's not for another nine months!
Adrian Monk (as "The Monk") : Hey, you know what they say. Wherever the Monk is, it's Mardi Gras.
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Adrian Monk (as "The Monk) : [as "The Monk"] Secret sauce. Fantastic. What's in that?
Burger Girl : They don't tell us.
Adrian Monk (as "The Monk) : So it's like a mystery. Ah, the Monk likes mysteries! I'm a detective.
Burger Girl : I think it's Russian Dressing.
Adrian Monk (as "The Monk) : Aw, man! You just ruined it for me!
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Adrian Monk : [screams at Sharona who is racing to a crime scene] A "Stop" sign is not a suggestion!
Sharona Fleming : Yes, it is!
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[Monk is wearing a luau shirt]
Sharona Fleming : What are you wearing?
Adrian Monk : It's a little something called "style." You wouldn't understand.
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Adrian Monk : I am so out'a here.
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Adrian Monk : Is there a suspect in the house?
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Adrian Monk : You can't rush the Monk.
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Adrian Monk : Lester! Drop the gun!
Lester Highsmith : You!
[he starts to drop his gun, but stops]
Lester Highsmith : Is that a water pistol?
Adrian Monk : No.
[the barrel is dripping]
Adrian Monk : Maybe.
[Lester starts to raise his gun again]
Adrian Monk : It's... scalding! It's scalding hot water!
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Adrian Monk : You understand that if I toss these out, you'll never see the Monk again.
[Sharona throws the pill bottle into a dumpster]
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[Monk imagines himself talking with the "spirit" of his late wife Trudy]
Trudy : Hello Adrian. You're not still smelling my pillow, are you? You can't really smell me on that old thing?
Adrian Monk : Sure, I can. It's your strawberry shampoo, and the lilac lotion you always wore.
Trudy : You never even liked that lotion.
Adrian Monk : I love it now... I love it now.