Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy (2003)
Bitty Schram: Sharona Fleming
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Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : I've got a kid.
Dexter Larson : Then tell your boss to get off my back.
Sharona Fleming : Okay, now you listen to me, you twisted, porn-peddling freak. You print those pictures, you're gonna hurt my son. You hurt my son, I am coming after you. And I am gonna dedicate my life to ruining yours.
Dexter Larson : Yeah? Well, take a number.
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Lt. Randall Disher : The Sapphire Mansion? I've never been. Have you?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah, once.
Sharona Fleming : Did you tell Karen?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yes, I did. In couples' counseling. We were playing the honesty game.
Lt. Randall Disher : Red Roof Inn?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yeah. It was before they put that new wallpaper in the lobby.
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[on learning that Monk and Sharona are on their way to the Sapphire Mansion]
Lt. Randall Disher : You know, sir, I think Monk may be on to something here. Maybe we should tag along.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Lieutenant, I think you're right.
Sharona Fleming : Oh, God...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Hey, I'm married, not dead.
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Dexter Larson : Sharona. That's a beautiful name. It's from the Bible, isn't it?
Sharona Fleming : You read the Bible?
Dexter Larson : Not lately.
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Dexter Larson : I was the kind of guy that a woman like you never talked to.
Sharona Fleming : You still are.
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[Adrian is measuring the length of the hairs Sharona is snipping off his head with a ruler]
Sharona Fleming : Adrian, these are very sharp scissors. Don't piss me off.
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Sharona Fleming : [looking at a picture of Amber's daughter] Oh, she's beautiful. How old is she?
Amber : She's four.
Sharona Fleming : Beautiful.
Amber : [tearfully] You know, it's like... I just want her to be proud of me, you know?
Sharona Fleming : She will be.
Amber : I gotta go...
Sharona Fleming : Hey, hey, Amber. You know, I have a kid, too. And believe me, I've done some things in my life that I pray to God my son doesn't find out about, you know? But we all make mistakes. The question is, what are you gonna do about it? Right?