Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy (2003)
Gary Cole: Dexter Larson
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Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : I've got a kid.
Dexter Larson : Then tell your boss to get off my back.
Sharona Fleming : Okay, now you listen to me, you twisted, porn-peddling freak. You print those pictures, you're gonna hurt my son. You hurt my son, I am coming after you. And I am gonna dedicate my life to ruining yours.
Dexter Larson : Yeah? Well, take a number.
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Dexter Larson : Sharona. That's a beautiful name. It's from the Bible, isn't it?
Sharona Fleming : You read the Bible?
Dexter Larson : Not lately.
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Dexter Larson : I was the kind of guy that a woman like you never talked to.
Sharona Fleming : You still are.
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Dexter Larson : [Lt. Disher has just sat down on the bed with a built in massager and turned it on] Whoa there cowboy, don't hurt yourself.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Lt. Disher, get off the bed.
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[after Dexter shows Monk the nude pictures of Sharona]
Adrian Monk : What kind of man are you?
Dexter Larson : I told you before, Mr. Monk: I do not lose.