Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale (2002)

Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer

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Quotes 

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I'm here to arrest you for the murder of Judge Catherine Lavinio. That's a warrant, duly sworn.

  Biederbeck : Sweetheart, I'll have to call you back. Doctor, would you call Martin Klein and tell him we're suing the city for malicious prosecution, again?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I have hired a construction company to take out this door, we're gonna get a crane up here and lower your fat ass down to the street.

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Where were you at around midnight last night?

  Biederbeck : Where was I? Let me think... where was I? Oh, yes, I was here! I haven't left this room in eleven years, I'm five and a half feet wide, in case you didn't notice!

  [to Sharona] 

  Biederbeck : More of me to love, honey.

• Sharona Fleming : [referring to Dale 'the Whale' Biederbeck]  I never heard of him.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : He spends a fortune every year making sure nobody ever hears of him. He buys newspapers just to keep his name out of them.